Name: Alex Ovechkin & Alexander Semin
DOB: September 17, 1985 & March 3, 1984
Age Range: Yes & Yes
Height: 6'2" & 6'2"
General Information: Both play hockey for the Washington Capitals (meaning, I'm biased).
Ovie: One of the top players in the league. Gap toothed. Has his own clothing line. YouTube hockey videos are filled with endless dumbassery about whether he's the best player in the league or whether it's Crosby (it's neither).
Sasha: Doesn't speak English (to the press at least, but he more than likely does speak it). Wears bright colors. Not gap toothed.
Related Things:
Adorable
So Cute
My dear wife Caitie,
ReplyDeleteI looooovvvveeeee these Sashas. Methink I am in love with these folk of Russian origin. The Siberian Snowflake has since moved to the despicable 'canes, so I've been forced to emotionally divorce him. Tis sad. Very sad. Boohoo. BOOHOOHOO. BOOHOOHOOHOOHOO blehshfkasjd. But Ovi? Man, those bare gums are seeeeeexxxxyyyyyy.
In any case, bonjourno, foolsicle.
Mwah,
Flobbenschnook (aka Brooks Laich's cousin's mother's uncle's great granddaughter's gardener's chauffeur's seventh-grade history teacher's husband)